MANSFIELD MEN'S PROBUS INC
The Covid-19 pandemic is making this year a difficult one for us all to get together on any sort of regular basis. However, please do not despair...the party we have when it's all gone will be memorable. Kind wishes to stay safe and well. Colin Duncan, President. '21-'22.
Septembet 2021
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ADVANCE NOTICE FOR JANUARY 2018 SOCIAL FUNCTION
Date: Wednesday 31st January 2018
Venue: Mansfield Bowls Club 35 -37 Ailsa St.
Type of event/activity: "Barefoot Bowls"
Coordinator: Howard James, assisted by Ross Martin
Time: From approx 5.pm (to be confirmed).
Programme:
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Nibbles on arrival for approx 30minutes.
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Drinks at very reasonable bar prices throughout.
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Bowls in Barefeet OR Flat soled shoes. (Weather dependent)
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Bowls and instructors supplied (Duration: 30 to 60 minutes)
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Dinner....Choice of 2 roasts with roasted fresh veggies + breads
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Choice of 2 desserts.
You're fully catered for and should you have any dietary requirement please say so BEFORE the event.
Total cost for this wonderful twilight event and dinner $25pp payable in advance by Wednesday, 17th. January, 2018
as we have to advise the caterers at least one week prior, no later than Wednesday, 24th. January 2018.
Dinner should be concluded by around 8pm.
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Look at the picture first and then read the story:
This actually happened in France to an Englishman who was totally drunk.
A French policeman stops the Englishman's car and asks if he has been drinking.
With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married that morning, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception, and many single malt scotches thereafter.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to breath test the Englishman and verifies that he is indeed completely hammered.
He asks the Englishman if he knows why, under French law, he is going to be arrested.
The Englishman answers with a bit of humor, "No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you realize that this is a British car and my wife is driving on the other side?
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