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  "Rivers" in Yarrambat!

                        Do you know any of this mob?


The Great Emu War 

Australia's forgotten war!

                                                

The Emu Wars as understood by Michael Carter. Click Here for the full story. Try reading this aloud with a straight face. 

Click Here for Don't Shove Me into a Nursing Home

        

            Some old Chooks crossing the road

Another old chook wondering about the old bugger she had to share a room with.

A Travel Agent looked up from his desk to see an old lady and an old gentleman peering in the shop window at the posters showing the glamorous destinations around the world.

The Agent had had a good week and the dejected couple looking in the window gave him a rare feeling of generosity.
He called them into his shop,  "I know that on your pension you could never hope to have a great holiday, so I am sending you off to a fabulous resort at my expense and I won't take 'no' for an answer."

 He took them inside and asked his Secretary to arrange two flight tickets and book a room in a five star hotel."
Then, as can be expected, they gladly accepted, and were off!
About a month later the little old lady came in to his shop. "And how did you like your holiday?" he asked eagerly.
"The flight was exciting and the room was lovely," she said. "I've come to thank you, but one thing puzzled me.

                          Who was that old bugger I had to share the room with?"

                             ACTUALLY, SOME OF US ASK THE SAME QUESTION EVERY MORNING!

 

From one old dog to another!

 


Now we are into 360 degree photography. 

Click on any link, hold down left button and move cursor over photos .

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 PICTURE NUMBER 4   PICTURE NUMBER 5

         Wow! Those photos are great.  

   Did you try the ones at the bottom?           

Have we got your attention? 

 

                                                 

                     Don't you just love those eyes.                                    

         More Amazing Stuff for our Members

                                  Noah's Ark

                

   I am not afraid of tomorrow for I have seen yesterday and I love today.


Noah's Ark :
 Everything I need to know, I learned from Noah's Ark ..

ONE: Don't miss the boat. 
TWO
: Remember that we are all in the same boat! 
THREE
: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.  
FOUR
: Stay fit. When you're 60 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.  

 FIVE: Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.  
SIX:
 Build your future on high ground. 
SEVEN
: For safety's sake, travel in pairs. 
EIGHT
: Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.  
NINE
: When you're stressed, float awhile.  
TEN
: Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. 
ELEVEN
: No matter the storm,  there's always a rainbow waiting.


                              Most people walk in and out of your life, 
                                               but FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart.

How is your eyesight? Try this test.

       

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                       Our History                                               

        How good is your memory?       Try this Quiz!

 Q1: When did our Club begin?                    

         and Who was our First President?             Answer 1

  Q2: Who were the Foundation Members?        Answer 2

  Q3: Where was our First Outing?

         Want to see the Photos?                             Click Here

  Q4: Who won the President's Cricket Match

           at Yan Yean Reservoir in 2015?                Answer

                              

                                 Meet Monty Junior.

                            And there's more. Scroll down!

         

                   

              Things to think about.                                

 

          Mind Teasers 1               click here

 One of our members has the latest in car seats.  We won't tell you who it is.

         

Our member is also a dog lover and not a coffee drinker.

 You all know the line

        "Scratch my back ...." 

     Isn't that cute?

And the last word goes to

        Albert Einstein

              

      And that is really the end of this page!                         

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