Vol. 41 No.10 Bulletin Tuesday, 1st October,2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Bert Moss 0407659277 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 1st WINE GROUP: This is now a combined group which will meet on the 3rd TUESDAY of each month at 1.30pm. The convenor will be Nev Kennewell who will notify members by email prior to the meeting to nominate the venue.
Thursday, 17 th Investment Group 1 meets at Jim Downey’s home at 1.30 pm.
Tuesday, 9th Discussion Group meets at 10.15 am at the Valentine Bowling Club. Come along and join the Group where a very pleasant morning is assured.
Wednesday, 10th The Computer Group meets at the Warners Bay Social Club to continue discussion on the multiple uses of a Smart TV.
President Bert welcomed 20 Members and visitor Syl Fernandes to the September Meeting.
Guest Speaker: October: A speaker will acquaint Members of the new Road Rules recently introduced by the State Government.
Welfare: A minute’s silence was held in remembrance of the late Past President and Life Member Don Downie.
Harry Pascoe spoke of his (and everyone’s) admiration of Don who had contributed so much to the WBMPC over many years as a Past President, Life Member, Committeeman and convenor of a Wine Group together with ensuring the representation of Warners Bay teams in the District Bowls’ Competition. He concluded his tribute with the apt appraisal that Don was ‘a GOOD man who was a GENTLEMAN to all’.
COMMITTEE Iain Steverson has almost completed compiling the history of the WBMPC over the past twenty years.
A volunteer to organise the Dinner Outings would be appreciated.
The Wine Groups have decided to incorporate into a single Group which will meet during the daytime.
Coming Events
Thurs,3rd Ocober Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s on The Esplanade at Warners Bay.
Wednesday, 27th November MENUS FOR THE CHRISTMAS LUNCHEON TOGETHER WITH PAYMENT SHOULD BE HANDED IN AT THIS MEETING.
Friday, 29th November Coach to Kooragang Island for a conducted tour of the Coal Loading Plant at a cost of $40. Insufficient numbers will result in a cancellation.
GUEST SPEAKER John Malhern and ‘THE ROAD TO GOVE’.
John is a Newcastle local who has led an interesting life through his adventurous spirit and engineering interests. He told the story of Gove which is situated on the far north western coast of the Gulf of Carpentaria. John used diagrams and photos in a Powerpoint presentation to show more clearly the early days of the Gove Bauxite Project leading, through his and other pioneers’ efforts, to the development of the modern township of Gove.
After his early days in and around Cardiff and working at Stewart and Lloyd’s and later at Tubemaker’s John and his young wife moved to the Northern Territory in the early 1970’s when Gove was in its developmental stage.
John, together with his fellow workers, used his engineering skills to establish the Bauxite plant within the wilderness. His wife Judy was the first white woman to live at the facility which initially involved 3000 workers living two to a donga. Senior staff lived in about 10 houses.
Men worked 10 hour shifts during five day weeks. Weekends allowed time for lots of beer and many self activated activities. Within a short period wives and numerous children arrived. Weekends also permitted opportunities for workers to explore Arnhem Land and to make shorter trips into the local area.
President Bert thanked John for a very informative and interesting presentation which brought back great memories for Members who have travelled in the Northern Regions of Australia. Chris Lambert.
40th Birthday Celebration at the Pelican RSL Club.
Oh, how things have changed!
*EATING IN THE FIFTIES*
Pasta was not eaten in Australia.
Curry was a surname.
A takeaway was a mathematical problem.
A pizza was something to do with a leaning tower.
All potato chips were plain; the only choice we had was whether to put the salt on or not.
Rice was only eaten as a milk pudding.
A Big Mac was what we wore when it was raining.
Brown bread was something only poor people ate.
Oil was for lubricating, fat was for cooking.
Tea was made in a teapot using tea leaves and never green.
Sugar enjoyed a good press in those days, and was regarded as being white gold.
Fish didn't have fingers in those days.
Eating raw fish was called poverty, not sushi.
None of us had ever heard of yoghurt.
Healthy food consisted of anything edible.
People who didn't peel potatoes were regarded as lazy.
Indian restaurants were only found in India.
Cooking outside was called camping.
Seaweed was not a recognised food.
Youngsters were ‘requested’ to eat ALL of the what was considered at the time to be healthy food before they left the dinner table.
"Kebab" was not even a word, never mind a food.
Prunes were medicinal.
Surprisingly, muesli was readily available; it was called cattle feed.
Water came out of the tap. If someone had suggested bottling it and charging more than petrol for a litre they would have become a laughing stock.
November Meetings: General – 5th November Committee-22nd October
Vol. 41 No.9 Bulletin Tuesday, 3rdSeptember, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Bert Moss 0407659277 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 17th Wine Group 1 A big change for this group with our first ever daytime meeting. At this stage it will still only involve Group 1 but that may change in the future. The September meeting will be held at HARRY PASCOE’s home at 1.30pm on 17th Sept. (THE THIRD TUESDAY OF THE MONTH).
Thursday, 19th Investment Group 1 meets at Noel Drinkwater's home at 1.30pm.
Tuesday, 10 th Discussion Group meets at 10.15 am at the Valentine Bowling Club. Come along and join the Group where a very pleasant morning is assured.
Wednesday, 11th Computer Group meets at the Social Club 2 pm to complete deliberations on the use of Smart TV apps and to discuss specific concerns relating to Computing and Technology.
President Bert welcomed 15 Members to the August Meeting.
SEPTEMBER BIRTHDAYS
Don Young 9th Iain Steverson 25th
Welfare: A minuet’s silence was held in honour of the passing of former Member George Greig.
Neil Hamilton will have a stay in hospital.
Chris Lamont has moved from his family home into Care.
Such is their deep respect for Don Downie PP Garry and Elaine Smith travelled from Sydney to attend his Service held in Belmont.
COMMITTEE Activities’ Officer Barry has indicated that, because of apparent lack of interest, it is becoming impossible to organise Probus Outings.
Coming Events
Thursday,5th Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s on The Esplanade at Warners Bay.
Wednesday, 27th November MENUS FOR THE CHRISTMAS LUNCHEON WILL BE DISTRIBUTED AT THIS MEETING.
Friday, 29th November Coach to Kooragang Island for a conducted tour of the Coal Loading Plant at a cost of $40. Insufficient numbers will result in a cancellation.
GUEST SPEAKER DEB WALLACE
Deb was bright and breezy and very friendly. She retired as a very senior commander in the NSW Police Force. Deb told us stories of her working class background – she was brought up to have a strong work ethic and left high school at year 12 to work with Prospect County Council in the admin office. There she found herself undervalued because she was a woman and became determined to push herself very hard for promotion. She joined the NSW police force – just scraped in for the then minimum height limit of 5 feet six inches. Deb’s first area was Blacktown, Mt Druitt where one of her first cases was the murder of Nurse Anita Cobby. While a detective in Cabramatta she was appointed to State Crime Command later becoming the commander of Middle Eastern and Asian organised crime before assuming leadership of Gangforce Raptor specifically targeting Bikies.
Deb retired as a detective Superintendent – Criminal Groups and Strikeforce Raptor after a career spanning 30 years of police service. Over that time she has received many awards for outstanding service including the 2011 Australia Day Honours List and Australian Police Medal ( APM ). She has had a book of 276 pages depicting her life written about her ---- “A WOMAN OF FORCE – THE COP KNOWN AS THE GANG BUSTER” penned by Mark Morri.
After retirement and now living at Blacksmiths / Swansea Deb is a member of Swansea Meals on Wheels
and this branch is only one of twenty in NSW which still prepares nutritious food on their premises – the other one hundred branches serve the same food as hospitals and prisons prepared in a very large commercial kitchen. She is President of Swansea Workers Club and is busy directing new changes at the club.
Deb was involved in the building of the Homicide Victims Support Group known as GRACE’S PLACE based in Doonside, Sydney. Her efforts have included the fund raising of $ 2 million dollars for people suffering trauma. Deb starred as host of Channel 9’s production of “Australia Crime Stories and Million Dollar Matters”.
Deb was an absolutely fantastic speaker who answered the many questions with lots of humour and deep knowledge of the subjects on which she spoke. Noel Drinkwater
DON DOWNIE
Members were deeply saddened to learn of the loss of true friend and in many instances mentor, Don Downie, whose passing occurred a very few months short of the celebration of his 100th birthday. Such was his contribution to the Warners Bay Club and his longevity Don held the cherished title of ‘Life Member’ for many, many years. He joined the Club in April 1986 and for almost forty years had been dedicated to the Warners Bay Mens Probus Club and even when in failing health he, together with wife Gwenneth, attended as many Club Activities as was possible and in fact was an inspiration to all Members. Don was a very energetic President in 1993/94, acted in the most demanding position as Activities Officer in 1988/89 and again from 1990 until 1992 and Membership Officer in 1994/95. For a considerable period he was the co-ordinator of Warners Bay teams participating in the Region’s bowls’ competition
The esteem with which Don was held is exemplified by the number of fellow Probians who attended his ‘Celebration of Life’ which also included a military tribute on behalf of the RSL Clubs he had supported following his service to the nation from 1944-45 during WW2 in New Guinea and the Solomon Islands.
Nature’s gentleman Don will be greatly missed by Gwenneth and Family and by everyone associated with the WBMPC.
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BLAST FROM THE PAST A photo of a musical presentation in which Don Downie starred as Snow White; copied from the 20 Year Booklet. Included are the names of prominent Members, now deceased.
October Meetings: General – 1st October Committee-17th September
Vol. 41 No.8 Bulletin Tuesday, 6th August, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Bert Moss 0407659277 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 6th Wine Group 1 will meet at Barry Pearson’s home at 7.15 pm.
Thursday,22 nd Investment Group 1 meets at Jim Downey’s home at 1.30 pm. Note the new starting time.
Tuesday, 13th Discussion Group meets at 10.00 am at the Valentine Bowling Club. Everyone is welcome
Wednesday, 14th Computer Group meets at the Warners Bay Social Club at 2 pm, when a discussion of the use of Smart TV Apps will be continued.
President Bert welcomed 19 Members to the July Meeting.
AUGUST BIRTHDAYS
Catherine Morgan 1st. Joy Bartlett 23rd.
Ted Hyham 6th Colin Dunnet 23rd
Gai Barton 17th Daphne Smart 23rd.
Dawn Fricker 19th
Guest Speaker: August: Deb’s topic is ‘Do you think you should have been an actress?”
Welfare: Ted Hyham, Ian Smart and Kevin Hayes are in our thoughts.
Neil Hamilton is expecting to be able to attend the next Meeting.
COMMITTEE Due to other commitments, Bill Fricker has resigned from the Club. He is thanked for his efforts over recent years to keep the WBPC functioning.
PITS and PUBS TOUR. Ever-ready photographer Jim Downey showed an assortment of photos from the most enjoyable trip of historic sites which included Kurri, Abermain, Cessnock, Bellbird and lunch at Neith. With his vast knowledge of the area Ed Tonks ensured that the tour was quite memorable.
Coming Events
Thursday,8th Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s on The Esplanade at Warners Bay.
Wednesday, 28th Pelican RSL at noon where at a (subsidised) cost of just $20, as part of the Club’s 40th Birthday celebrations, lunch for Members and Guests will be held.
GUEST SPEAKER
Hilary Oliver, with the assistance of a Powerpoint Presentation and accompanying musical excerpts, spoke on the subject ‘FAMOUS MUSIC ADAPTED FOR TV COMMERCIALS’. She had a beautifully projected voice obviously influenced by her opera singing in Rome – ABC Theatre-and many other theatrical roles.
Members were taken through wonderful classic music and ending with examples of advertisements eg for Winfield cigarettes-Carmen’s Toreador Aria for Roll a door - William Tell Overture for Handy Bins – Good Vibrations – The Beach Boys for the Good Guys – Baby Come Back – The Equals – for Hiluxe Ute and many others.
Everyone enjoyed the famous music and there were many questions for Hilary. Noel Drinkwater
A Brush with Fame.
In the early 1950’s I was one of 30 or 40 young boys who started their apprenticeship at Cardiff Railway Workshops. 0ver time many of the boys were given nicknames as happened in those days. Examples were OPIUM, a slow working dope, HORIE a strong man from a movie at the time. There was also MERV (rhymes with perv). Merv was very fond of girlie magazines like “Man,” and also had a very short fuse and had been known to take to his lathe with a hammer when the job went wrong.
The story (myth?) goes that Merv (whose proper name was Bob Miller- that name was never used by us) lived in the back yard shed at his grandfather’s house in Hamilton as his mother was in gaol for murdering his father.
Merv’s neighbour was Bob Teudt a master plumber who sailed a VS dinghy out of the Belmont Yacht Club. Bob had just bought a new boat so he gave Merv his old boat called ‘Rendezvous’. V’S have a crew of 3 so I ended up as sheet hand and raced for a season or so. Merv as a skipper made Captain Bligh look like an angel. Our final race was in what was called “the long lake race” from Belmont around Pulbah Island and back. On way back we were hit by a “southerly buster.” In a fit of temper Merv gybed with centreboard still up. The boom hit the centreboard and the hull was badly damaged. That was the end of my short sailing career with Merv.
Sometime later Merv suddenly disappeared from his apprenticeship and I heard he was sailmaking in Sydney, then working with a boatbuilder in Brisbane building 18-foot skiffs. A few years later I heard he was involved in ‘Miller and Whitworth’, a yachting equipment supply company in Sydney.
In 1983 I was watching the celebrations in the US when Australia II won the Americas Cup and there was Bob Hawke and Alan Bond and right up front was Merv, now with a new name of BEN LEXCEN.
The man I will always remember as Merv achieved much : -
* Designed and built numerous yachts including 3 attempts at the America’s Cup and Yachts that won (on handicap) the Sydney Hobart Race.
*Competed in the 1972 Olympic Games in Munich
*Awarded AM He was married twice.
He changed his name to Ben Lexcen after his partnership with Craig Whitworth ended.
Many books and articles have been written about his life. His biographer Bruce Stannard described him as a ‘forgetful, dishevelled dreamer. Constantly active, creative, and possessing an explosive temper’ but—possibly a genius in his field. Jim Cox
How many of we who are old enough!!!will forget the carefully shrouded covering of the keel intended as camouflage from prying eyes before the start of the 1983 Cup? The extra low-positioned lead in the upside-down keel and wings gives a very low centre of gravity, increasing the righting moment (lateral stability) and allowing more sail area. This innovation forever changed the design of racing yachts.
TEXTING
Since youngsters of today have their texting codes (LOL, OMG,TTYL etc) Oldies decided not to be outdone by these kids so have developed some of their own.
ATD---At the doctors BFF---Best friend’s funeral BTW---Bring the wheelchair
BYOT---Bring your own teeth FWIW---Forgot where I was GHA---Got heartburn again
GGPBL---Gotta go; Pacemaker battery low TFT---Texting from toilet
IMHAO---Is my hearing aid on CBM---Covered by Medicare TTYL—Talk to you louder
ROFLACGU---Rolling on floor laughing and can’t get up
September Meetings: General – 3rd September Committee-20th August
Vol. 41 No.6 Bulletin Tuesday, 2nd July, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Bert Moss 0407659277 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Long serving member John Long presents a Certificate of Congratulations from Probus South
Pacific Ltd to the Warners Bay Club’s on attaining its 40 year anniversary.
Tuesday, 2nd Wine Group 1 will meet at Barry Barton’s home at 7.15 pm.
Thursday, 18 th Investment Group 1 meets at Alan Morgan’s home at 2.30 pm.
Tuesday, 9th Discussion Group meets at 10.15 am at the Valentine Bowling Club. Come along and join the Group where a very pleasant morning is assured.
Wednesday, 10th Computer Group meets at Jim Downey’s home at 2 pm, when Jim will discuss the use of Smart TV apps.
President Bert welcomed 19 Members to the June Meeting.
JULY BIRTHDAYS.
Jim Downey 1st Patricia Wickens 8th.
Bill Poole 3rd Beverly Cox 24th
Guest Speaker: July: Hillary’s topic is ‘TV’ and be assured she “will put a smile on our faces”.
Welfare: A minute’s silence was held in remembrance of late Member John Gippel.
Barry Pearson has graciously agreed to continue as Welfare Officer for another year.
COMMITTEE A volunteer to organise the Dinner Outings would be appreciated.
The Valentine Probus Club has relinquished its charter but despite representations was not
prepared to enter negotiations as to a merger with the WBPC.
Coming Events
Thursday,4th Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s on The Esplanade at Warners Bay.
GUEST SPE AKER
We had an excellent guest speaker – Professor Dr Kenneth Thornton from Newcastle University speaking on a very challenging topic “WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH OUR ENERGY ???? He reminded us about the post war recurrent blackouts, 1945 – 1953 caused because of insufficient reliable power, especially as during this time there was the 1949 coal miners’ strike. Back then life was much simpler. We needed electricity in our homes – for lighting, refrigeration, washing machines and land line phone. Now times are completely different with so many computers, tablets, printers, air conditioners etc. Remember the Pasha Bulka storm in June 2007- many people were without electricity for four days. This tested our survival skills.
There were many power stations privately owned eg Zara street until a new change occurred in 1950 when the Electricity Commission of NSW was formed. There was a great fragmentation of supply and the Commission began a central control of new development.
However there were timid political policies and the demand for electricity increased rapidly.
The government desperately needed new people with a fresh approach. Premier Joe Cahill (1952-1959 ) was very influential in this transition as well as Alfred Conde, the chairman of the new Electricity Commission.
Now we have the Albanese government increasing renewables and gas supply so that old coal fired generators can be phased out. However there are lots of difficulties at the moment eg Kenneth said yesterday 3rd June there was a negative price for power therefore Origin Energy wants to close Eraring Power Station because it is no longer competitive and needs a good deal of maintenance. A new large battery is currently being built near the Eraring site so contrast this with the Opposition Leader Mr Dutton who wants 7 new large nuclear plants totally funded by the Commonwealth.
Kenneth concluded by saying there will be many years of political discussion before we can fully answer WHERE ARE WE GOING WITH OUR ENERGY ????
Note – I was challenged by reporting all the facts of the speech so I hope my summary is accurate!! Noel Drinkwater
SPELLING CHEQUER
Eye have a spelling chequer, It came with my pea sea,
It plain lee marques four my revue, miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a key and type a word, and weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write, it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid, it nose bee fore two long and eye can put the error rite.
Its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it, I am shore your pleased two no
Its letter perfect awl the weigh, My chequer tolled me sew. Source Unknown.
REMEMBER: Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is a gift.
August Meetings: General - 6 th August Committee-23rd July
Vol. 41 No.6 Bulletin Tuesday, 4th June, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Bert Moss 0407659277 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: TBA Activities: Barry Barton 49453107
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 4th Wine Group 1 will meet at Harry Pascoe’s home at 7.15 pm. The wines of the night are courtesy of Don Downie.
Thursday, 20th Investment Group 1 meets at Don Young’s home at 2.30 pm.
Tuesday, 11 th Discussion Group meets at 10.15 am at the Valentine Bowling Club. All are welcome.
Wednesday, 12th Computer Group meets at the Sports Club when the use of some of the many available SMART TV APPs will be discussed.
Stand in Chairman, Past President Jim Downey welcomed 17 Members to the May Meeting.
JUNE BIRTHDAYS
Ian Smart 7th Ron Wood 23rd.
Doug Meredith 12th.
Warren Dews 15th
Welfare: Members were saddened to learn of the passing of much valued friend John Gillel, aged 93 years. John joined the Warners Bay Club in 1994 and has been a very active Member over so many years. More recently it has been his privilege and pleasure to host lunches following monthly Meetings. His many colleagues offer their sincere condolences to John’s wife Rhonda and family.
Colin Dunnett has had a recent stay in hospital but has now returned to Care at Toronto in quarters that overlook the beautiful Lake.
COMMITTEE A volunteer to organise the Dinner Outings would be appreciated.
There are presently 31 active Probus Members.
Coming Events
Thursday,6th June Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s on The Esplanade at Warners Bay.
Tuesday 18th JUNE This is a tour where the noted historian Ed Tonks will detail the history of the PITS AND PUBS of our area. The trip will commence at 9 am from Speers Point. Does not include Lunch which will be held at a Cessnock Pub.
Tuesday 23rd July 2024. CHRISTMAS IN JULY. ‘Concert Band to Bacharach’ performance perfectly brings to life the music of the golden era. Cost $59.00 Includes two Course Luncheon and entertainment.
GUEST SPEAKER Visit to the Lake Macquarie City SES Depot
Thanks to Activities Officer Barry B who organised for interested members to attend an information session at the Lake Macquarie City State Emergency Service (SES) depot located at the Cnr Fourth St. & Reserve Rd. Booragul, following our May monthly general meeting.
At a time of disaster caused by severe storms and/or flooding, do you know where the men and women in orange hi vis uniforms come from to render assistance whether rain, hail or shine? Well, it is the dedicated men and women volunteers of the SES.
History
The New South Wales State Emergency Service (NSW SES) is an agency of the Government of New South Wales. During World War II the National Emergency Service was created on 1 February, 1939 to provide air raid wardens. The organisation was disbanded six months after the end of the war. In April 1955 the NSW State Emergency Services was established following the disastrous Maitland floods. Also in 1955, the State Government established a Civil Defence Organisation formed as a precaution to any potential attacks on Australian soil.
June Meetings: General - 4th June Committee-21st May
In September 1955 the two organisations were amalgamated and known as Civil Defence and State Emergency Services (aka, Civil Defence). The name was changed to the "State Emergency Service" (abbreviated to "SES") during the 1970s, to reflect a change of emphasis into providing emergency help related to floods, storms and other natural emergencies.
Site Inspection On arrival at the depot, members were greeted by the Unit Commander Alan Crowe and his Deputy Commander Lynn Finn. Commander Crowe conducted a visual presentation of the organisation. The primary duties of these units are to respond to Floods, Storms, and to a Tsunami. The NSW SES has approximately 10,470 volunteers and a staff of around 250 made up of Seven Zones containing 244 individual Units.
The Lake Macquarie City unit is part of the Northern Zone (34 Units) and is a section of a cluster of three nearby Units, being the Lake Macquarie City Unit, Cooranbong, and Swansea extending down to Catherine Hill Bay. In addition, the SES assists the NSW Police, Rural Fire Service and Fire and Rescue when tasked to do so. The State headquarters of the SES is located in Wollongong, and HQ for the Northern Zone is in Metford NSW.
After the presentation Members were invited back out into the yard to inspect the range of rescue equipment the Unit has at its disposal and were given a detailed/description, inspection by Paul of one of their Isuzu NPR75-190 trucks and the equipment it carried. All were amazed at the compactness and fit for purpose these vehicles were equipped. In addition, an inspection was given of several motor rescue boats.
To initiate a rescue/emergency, phone 132500. A caller will be connected to the Headquarters in Wollongong, who will in turn alert the nearest Unit for assistance. Those present were advised that an EMERGENCY APP is available allowing the caller to know one’s precise position before selecting the appropriate agency, POLICE, SES or AMBULANCE with the pertinent situation.
For further info open the web: ses.nsw.gov.au
Barry thanked Commander Alan for hosting a very informative outline of activities and tour. The overriding message we received for our own safety is: Never enter into flood water. Jim Downey
Some to Ponder.
The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.
Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.
Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”
Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
If you see me talking to myself, just move along. I’m self-employed. We’re having a meeting.
“Your call is very important to us. Please enjoy this 40-minute flute solo."
I hate it when I can’t figure out how to operate the iPad and my tech support guy is asleep. He’s 5 and it’s past his bedtime.
Tip for a successful marriage: Don’t ask your wife when dinner will be ready while she’s mowing the lawn.
Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven't met yet.
Why do I have to press one for English when you're just going to transfer me to someone I can't understand.
"On time" is when you get there.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it does muffle the sound.
It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
Lately, you've noticed that people your age are much older than you.
When children are young they pull funny faces in the mirror but once older adults the mirror gets even.
Spend time with your elders. Not everything can be found on Google.
WANTED SIGN. Now hiring people who show up.
My neighbour just yelled so loudly I cleaned my teeth and went to bed.
PIANO TEACHER First thing I want you to do is forget all you know about texting.
As a kid I watched ‘The Wizard of OZ’ and wondered how someone could talk if they didn’t have a brain.
Then I FOUND ‘Facebook’.
Vol. 41 No.5 Bulletin Tuesday, 7th May, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Bert Moss 0407659277 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: TBA Activities: Barry Barton 49453107
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 7th Wine Group 1 will meet at Ted Hyam’s home at 7.15 pm.
Thursday, 16 th Investment Group 1 meets at Noel Drinkwater’s home at 2.30 pm.
Tuesday, 14 th Discussion Group meets at 10.15 am at the Valentine Bowling Club. Come along and join the Group where a congenial morning is assured.
Wednesday, 8th Computer Group meets at the Sports Club when Jim Downey will demonstrate how to produce a POWERPOINT presentation. This session may be of benefit to all Members.
President Bert welcomed 17 Members to the May Meeting.
MAY BIRTHDAYS
Ken Amos 1st Denise Wood 15th
George Greig 5th Elaine Amos 17th
Bert Moss 17th
Guest Speaker: May: As a change from normal procedure, the Meeting and morning tea will finish by 10.45 when Members are invited to drive to Boolaroo SES Headquarters (as parking is limited preferably by car sharing) where an officer will outline the responsibilities of the SES and an inspection of facilities will be organised.
Welfare: Neil Hamilton and Alan Bradbury are enjoying improved health.
Ted Hyham is unwell while Ron Woods is home after a hospital stay.
COMMITTEE A volunteer to organise the Dinner Outings would be appreciated.
Probus South Pacific will soon outline a contemporary update of its Constitution.
Jim Downie presented a very well prepared Powerpoint display of recent Probus events
and encouraged Members to regularly visit the Club Website as noted above.
Coming Events
Thursday,9th Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s on The Esplanade at Warners Bay.
Tuesday, 7th May .Join John Gippel for lunch at the Warners Bay Hotel following the May Meeting.
Friday, 28th May Lunch at the Bushwhacker’s Tavern, Mount Hutton commencing at 12 pm.
Tuesday 18th JUNE This is a tour where the noted historian Ed Tonks will detail the history of the PITS AND PUBS of our area. The trip, costing $45, will commence at 9 am from Speers Point and is due to conclude by 4 pm. Does not include Lunch which will be held at a Cessnock Pub. Bring a thermos of hot water.
GUEST SPEAKER
Topic: The History of the Greta NSW Migrant Camp
Alek Schulha is a retired journalist who has written 3 books on the history of the camp, and the stories of the residents. His most recent book is titled “Beneath the Shadow of Mount Morgan – History and Stories of Greta Camp 1939-1960”, with a further book in the works. Alek’s father, from Ukraine and mother from Yugoslavia, in February, 1951 were the first couple to be married in the Greta Migrant Camp. The family left the camp in 1953 to live in Maitland. Ever since, Alek has been very keen to document the story of the camp and its residents.
As a trained journalist, in the mid-seventies Alex joined the Newcastle Herald, retiring in 1999 from the position of Chief of Staff. He was present at, and reported on, the dismissal of Prime Minister Gough Whitlam on 11/11/1975.
June Meetings: General - 4th June Committee-21st May
History
In November 1939 2,930 acres (11.9km2) was compulsorily acquired near Greta, NSW to create one of the Australian Army’s largest training camps. This is where the 6th Division of the 2AIF was formed.
Building contractors were only given weeks to build the camps comprising 108 wooden huts and a 60 bed hospital. 700-800 workers were onsite 24hrs a day.
Two parts of the camp were known as “Chocolate City” because of the colour of the buildings and “Silver City due to the corrugated iron Nissen huts. In 1949 Greta Camp was transferred to the Department of Immigration which transformed it into one of Australia’s largest migrant reception and training centres. Migrants began arriving in 1949 and continued until 1960. It is estimated that 100,000 migrants passed through the camp in this time. The post war immigration program was a key policy of then immigration minister Arthur Caldwell under the slogan “populate or perish”.
In July 1947 an agreement was reached with the United Nations refugee Organisation to accept persons displaced by war in Europe. On her arrival Caldwell met the 50,000th migrant known as Myra and who is still alive today living in Perth.
1,096 migrants arrived into Newcastle 19/08/1949 on the liner ‘Fairsea’ and transferred by train to Greta. This journey was a relief in one way as incomers were previously being moved from camp to camp in Europe. Some, on the other-hand, saw the camp as resembling the concentrations camps in Europe. At one time there were up to 17 different nationalities in the Greta camp.
Men were required to work for the Australian Government at any job offered for two years in any location in Australia whilst family members remained in the camp. Some who worked for BHP could come home on weekends. The rent charged for very basic accommodation was 35 shillings per week, plus lesser amounts for children, which was taken out of a workers’ wages with the balance going to the wife.
Alek described conditions in the camp and was able to recount the lives of residents going onto live successful lives, many becoming notable athletes or even concert pianists. Alex’s uncle was the last person to close the gates of the camp on 15/01/1960. The land was sold in 1980.
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Caldwell welcomes the 50,000th migrant
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Greta Migrant Camp cinema was rebuilt at Tahlee College in Port Stephens.
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Stasia Rossi 70 yrs later.
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The Newcastle Jets have a connection to the soccer team known as Greta-Astral that was formed in the camp in 1949. Jim Downey
Vol. 41 No.4 Bulletin Tuesday, 2nd April, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Bert Moss 0407659277 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: TBA Activities: Barry Barton 49453107 Web address: www.wbaymensprobus.com
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 2nd Wine Group 1 will meet at John Long’s home at 7.15 pm.
Thursday, 18 th Investment Group 1 meets at Jim Downey’s home at 2.30 pm.
Tuesday, 9th Discussion Group meets at 10.15 am at a more convenient venue, the Valentine Bowling Club. Come along and join the Group where a very pleasant morning is assured.
Wednesday, 10th Computer Group meets at the Sports Club when Jim Downey and Jim Cox will outline the use of an Iphone. This session would be of benefit to all Members, especially to anyone who may have a related question on its use..
President Barry welcomed 21 Members and visitor Syl Fernandes to the March Annual Meeting.
APRIL BIRTHDAYS
Lee-Anne Kennewell 2nd June Edmondson 23rd
Ted Perrin 4th Gweneth Downie 24th
Robin Bartlett 6th Bob Saxon 24th
Marie McCurdy 18th Neville Kennewell 29th
Bill Fricker 18th Peter Wickens 30th
Margaret Drinkwater 14th
Guest Speaker: April:
Welfare: Alan Bradley and Neil Hamilton are recovering at home after hospital stays.
COMMITTEE Annual Membership fees of $35 are now due.
A volunteer to organise the Dinner Outings would be appreciated.
Probus South Pacific is presently renewing its Constitution.
Congratulations to the 2024-25 Committee-- PRESIDENT: Bert Moss SECRETARY: Nel Drinkwater TREASURER: Tom Palmer
ACTIVITIES: Barry Barton PROGRAMS: Bill Fricker WELFARE OFFICER: TBA BULLETIN: Bill Poole
Coming Events
Thursday,4th Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s on The Esplanade at Warners Bay.
Thursday, 25 th April Anzac Barbecue-Morning Tea and Lunch at Coal and Candle Creek on the highway at Belmont South commencing at 10 am. Cost is $12.50. Just bring a thermos and eating utensils. Pay in April.
Tuesday, 7th May. Lunch at the Warners Bay Hotel immediately following the May Meeting.
Friday, 28th May Lunch at the Bushwhacker’s Tavern, Mount Hutton commencing at 12 pm.
Tuesday 18th JUNE. After the previous intervention of Covid, this is a tour where the noted historian Ed Tonks will detail the history of the PITS AND PUBS of our area. The trip, costing $45, will commence at 9 am. Like everything else the cost has increased but still this is a very cheap day out. Does not include Lunch. Departure point TBA. There are only 20 seats so put your name down and pay as soon as possible. Lunch at a Cessnock Pub. Ladies would enjoy the tour.
GUEST SPEAKER THE HON. GREG PIPER Member for Lake Macquarie and Speaker of the Legislative Assembly accompanied by his P.A. Madeline Mackell. Greg was very informative, entertaining and spoke with lots of enthusiasm He titled his speech ; MY PATHWAY TO POLITICS.
Greg was educated at St Pius; his first job was at BHP and then he trained as a nurse at Morisset Mental Health Hospital where he remained for 26 years. During this time he was a union delegate for the NSW Nurses Association. He grew a bushy beard and prided himself as being a “greenie “and environmentalist.
Greg was elected to Lake Macquarie City Council and subsequently became Mayor for over 8 years. During his tenure as Mayor the council had a major audit of the condition of Lake Macquarie where it was found that Pollution had resulted in the Lake being almost dead from Pasminco Smelter waste and from urban run-off. Over time this has been dramatically turned around as demonstrated by the Lake now being home to sea horses and even great white sharks.
Finally in 2007 Greg became a politician when he won the seat of Lake Macquarie as an independent. During an unrelated unsuccessful attempt to unseat Clover Moore as Lord Mayor of Sydney the government of the day changed the rules to make it unlawful to be a Mayor and a member of parliament concurrently so forced to make a choice Greg resigned as Mayor of Lake Macquarie. He was promoted to become the Assistant Speaker and the Chairman of the Public Accounts Committee – a very prestigious position. When Chris Minns was elected as Premier of NSW with a slim majority Greg became the Speaker of the Legislative Assembly where he will remain for four years.
Greg is a major supporter of a container facility in the Port of Newcastle. This transaction has been unfairly held up because of the privatisation sale contract to China combined with an Australian consortium whereby little progress has been made. A major report on the future of the Port of Newcastle is due this month when a positive finding would mean that between 17,000 and 18,000 jobs would be created for the Hunter Valley AND the citizens of Sydney who live near Port Botany would give a big cheer.
Greg fielded and succinctly answered many questions from our members. Noel Drinkwater
WITTICISMS
) I've just finished reading a book about the world's greatest basement ... It was a best cellar.
2) It's my first week working at the bicycle factory and they already made me a spokesperson.
3) My laptop caught pneumonia, apparently, because I left Windows open.
4)Swimming with Dolphins is expensive but swimming with sharks cost me an arm and a leg.
5) The main function of your big toe is to make sure all the furniture in the house is in the right place.
6) Horses have lower divorce rates. It's because they are in stable relationships.
7) It's pretty obvious that if I run in front of a car, I will get tired but if I run behind a car I will get exhausted.
8) My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them you just wait.
9) 90% of bald people still own a comb; they just can't part with it.
10) Every morning I get hit by the same bicycle ... It's a vicious cycle.
11) The word "incorrectly" is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary.
12) I've been breeding racing deer. People have accused me of just trying to make a fast buck.
13) The other day I yelled into a colander and I strained my voice.
14) I went to a fish restaurant last night and ordered the Octopus. The waiter told me it takes 4 hours to cook. "Why", I asked. He said, "It's because it keeps turning the gas off.".
15) What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backward? A receding hare line.
16) When I was a kid, we played spin the bottle with the girls. If they didn't want to kiss you, they would have to give you a dollar. By the time I was 12, I owned my own home.
17) Always trust a nudist, they have nothing to hide.
May Meetings: General - 7 th May Committee-23rd April
Vol. 41 No.3 Bulletin Tuesday, 5th March, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Barry Barton 49453107 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107 Web address: www.wbaymensprobus.com
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 5th Wine Group 1 will meet at John Long’s home at 7.15 pm.
DISCUSSION GROUP : This group will be meeting at 10.00am Tuesday 12th March , at the new venue, VALENTINE BOWLING CLUB.
Thursday, 21st Investment Group 1 meets at Alan Morgan’s home at 2.30pm
Wednesday, 14th Computer Group meets at the Sports Club when Jim Downey and Jim Cox will outline the use of what is known as a Computer Wallet.
President Barry welcomed 21 Members to the February Meeting.
MARCH BIRTHDAYS
John Gippel 5th
Harry Pascoe 16th James Cox 30th
Jann Long 30th Helen Delamont 31st
Guest Speaker:
March: Greg Piper- State Member for Lake Macquarie.
Welfare: Officer Barry mentioned that at times it is difficult to reach Members in Care by telephone. However, these Non Active Members would appreciate being contacted.
Great to welcome Ron Wood to the February Meeting after his prolonged illness.
COMMITTEE *****THIS IS THE ANNUAL MEETING.
Annual Club subscriptions are now due.
A volunteer to organise the Dinner Outings would be appreciated.
Coming Events
**** Thursday, 7th March The ANNUAL FISH FRY held at Croudace Bay and still costing $10. Pay Neville Kennewell at this Meeting.
Tuesday, 18th JUNE. After Covid intervened a tour where the knowledgeable historian Ed Tonks will tell us the history of the PITS AND PUBS of our area has been arranged. The trip, costing $45, will commence at 9 am. Like everything else the cost has increased but still is a very cheap day out. Does not include Lunch. Departure point TBA. There are only 20 seats so put your name down and pay as soon as possible. Lunch at a Cessnock Pub. Ladies would enjoy the tour.
GARRY HERRET –GUEST SPEAKER RAAF- DESERT WARFARE WW2
Garry is a military historian and also gives a talk on the battle of Beersheba in WWW1 where the Australian Light Horse had a famous cavalry charge bringing to an end the Turkish defensive line in WW1 and where a vital supply of water was secured.
Newcastle’s first RAAF squadron was the 450 squadron and was based in Williamtown in the 1930’s- a huge difference from the RAAF Williamtown today-it is now a multibillion base and still growing. In 1941 the authorities increased their basic training BUT THERE WAS NO AIRCRAFT.
On 11th April 1941 THE 450 SQUADRON left Albany on the Queen Elizabeth, sailing at a top speed of 28 knots (52 KM’s per hour) to avoid enemy warships, bound for Singapore before proceeding to Egypt where the major problem was sand causing the life of an engine to be only 40 hours.
The squadron acquired Hurricanes and Kitty Hawks and later fighter bombers which assisted in preventing Field Marshall Rommel’s advance through Northern Africa. Due to its persistence the Squadron earnt the name “The Desert Harassers”. Living conditions for the airmen were atrocious, living in tents in the desert . Adding to the men’s woes was the situation where often they had only one bottle of water for two days.
The squadron was involved in the Second Battle of El Alamein during October / November 1942. El Alamein was the climax and turning point of the North African Campaign. The armies of Italy and Germany suffered a major defeat by the British Eighth Army led by General Montgomery causing a major retreat.
Next the 450 Squadron went to Malta and acquired the new Mustang aircraft and their task was the bombing of the mainland. Finally, the new Kitty Hawks arrived before the last operation undertaken was in Venice.
Squadron 450 (Newcastle’s own) was disbanded in August 1945 after a major contribution to the war effort.
Many thanks to Garry Herret who eloquently brought to life the history of RAAF Squadron 450. Noel Drinkwater Guest Speaker with Barry Pearson
MORE PEARLS OF WISDOM
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"Paraprosdokian": A figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is surprising or unexpected; E.G. "Where there's a will, I want to be in it".
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening,' and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is often another woman.
A clear conscience is the sign of a fuzzy memory.
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
A diplomat is someone who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you look forward to the trip.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home even when you wish they were.
******* THIS IS THE ANNUAL MEETING
April Meetings: General -2nd April Committee-19th March
Vol 41 No.2 Bulletin Tuesday, 6th February, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc
Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Barry Barton 49453107 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107 Web address: www.wbaymensprobus.com
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, 6th Wine Group 1 will meet at Doug Meredith’s home at 7.15 pm.
Thursday, 15th Investment Group 1 meets at Don Young’s home at 2.30 pm.
Tuesday, 13 th Discussion Group meets at 10.00 am at a venue to be determined on the Club Meeting day.
Wednesday, 14th Computer Group meets at the Sports Club when Jim Downey will outline the use of what is known as a Iphone Wallet.
President Barry welcomed 15 Members to the January Meeting.
FEBRUARY BIRTHDAYS
Cassi Dunnett 5th. Neradah Pascoe 19th
Barry Pearson 11th Joe Neppl 23rd
Dorothy Young 13th Tom Palmer 26th
VALE A minute’s silence was held in remembrance of the sad passing of long-standing Member John Cause who for many years acted as Assistant Treasurer. All Members offer their condolences to the Cause Family.
Guest Speaker: February: Garry Herrett- “The RAAF’s Desert Air Force in WW2”.
March: Greg Piper- State Member for Lake Macquarie.
Welfare: Officer Barry has visited Kevin Hayes and Ian Smart in their respective nursing homes.
Ted Hyham and Doug Meredith (Covid) have been unwell.
Peter Wickins was welcomed back to the Meeting.
COMMITTEE NOMINATION FORMS FOR EXECUTIVE POSITIONS ARE NOW AVAILABLE.
Annual Club subscriptions will soon be due.
A volunteer to organise the Dinner Outings would be appreciated.
Coming Events
Tuesday, 6th Join John Gippel after the February Meeting at lunch at the Warners Bay Hotel
Thursday, 8th Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at 10 am at Lena’s, Warners Bay.
Tuesday, 27th Lunch at Swansea RSL AT NOON. Order at the counter.
**** Thursday, 7th March The ANNUAL FISH FRY will be held at Croudace Bay, still costing $10. Pay Neville Kennewell at the February Meeting.
Tuesday 18th JUNE. After the previous intervention of Covid, this is a tour where the noted historian Ed Tonks will detail the history of the PITS AND PUBS of our area.. The trip, costing $45, will commence at 9 am. Like everything else the cost has increased but still this is a very cheap day out. Does not include Lunch. Departure point TBA. There are only 20 seats so put your name down and pay as soon as possible. Lunch at a Cessnock Pub. Ladies would enjoy the tour.
It's the way you look at life:
1. The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
2. Always be yourself because the people that matter don't mind and the ones who do don’t matter.
3. If you don't have a sense of humour you possibly don't have any sense at all.
4. Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.
5. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
6. How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?
7. Business conferences are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without.
8. Why is it that at school reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
9. Stroke a cat and you will have a permanent job.
10. No one has more driving ambition than the teenage boy who wants to buy a car.
11. There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
12. There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 am; for example, it could be the right number.
13. No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
14 I've reached the age where 'happy hour' is a nap.
15. Be careful about reading the fine print; there's no way you're going to like it.
16. The trouble with bucket seats is that not everyone has the same size bucket.
17. After 70 if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you're probably dead.
18. Money can't buy happiness but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Jaguar than in a Ford.
PEARLS OF WISDOM
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The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. J. Kerr When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. Prince Philip A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. Emo Philips Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. Harrison Ford The best cure for Sea Sickness is to sit under a tree. Spike Milligan Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. Jean Rostand More money doesn't make you happier. With $50 million I'm just as happy as when I had $48 m. A.S. We are here on earth to do good unto others. What the others are here for. W.H.Auden |
GUEST SPEAKER, JODEANE ANDERSON
Our guest speaker for January was a very passionate and well-spoken Aged Care Advocate for SENIORS RIGHTS SERVICE which has been in operation for 37 years, though there have been significant changes since the Royal Commission into Aged Care and there are bigger changes coming in 2025. Of importance, more funding has been received e.g the staff was 12 people – now 40 people; therefore the quality of service has increased significantly.
The assistance provided includes legal services – over 65 years – Free – as is First Nations – over 55 –by phoning 02 9281 3600. Financial counselling can be gained by ringing 1800 424 079. Jodeane spoke on Community Care. It was sad to hear of Elder Abuse –both financial and physical. Often family members were the perpetrators. Seniors Rights Service will help by contacting ‘My Aged Care –which will assist by finding a provider. OPAN is Older Persons Advocacy Services. If there are complaints about a current provider that department will help sort it out any problems.
One of the first steps in the process is to register with ‘My Aged Care’. Once registered a person from Aged Care will be in contact. COMMONWEALTH HOME SUPPORT PROGRAMME –CHSP – PROVIDES ENTRY LEVEL SUPPORT for older people who need some help to stay at home e.g. Meals on Wheels –transport – physio –home modifications. NOTE: THERE IS NO MEANS TEST involved.
If one’s needs increase the next step is to contact – ACAT. Waiting lists are often extensive. There are usually four levels of care – the highest is level 4. ACAT IS MEANS TESTED – YOUR INCOME IS ASSESSED and sometimes there is a contribution fee. E.g. service to be provided costs --- $10,000 but the Government may pay $8,000, reducing one’s contribution.
New guidelines have tightened up on eligibility – for instance, one cannot buy a wide screen TV or a refrigerator.
Day respite is available. One of the difficulties with AGED BLOKES – THEY WILL NOT ADMIT TO DIFFICULTIES e.g. they need help with showering or they do not recognise the need to get out of the home and socialise with other people
Jodeane provided her own phone numbers -8217 0232 or 0482 182 901.She answered many questions with great authority and knowledge.
DISCLAIMER – These notes have been summarised from Jodeane’s speech and may contain inaccuracies. Please check the facts before making any commitment.
Noel Drinkwater
March Meetings: ANNUAL- 5 th March Committee-20 th February
Vol. 41 No.1 Bulletin Tuesday, 9th January, 2024
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Barry Barton 49453107 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107 Web address: www.wbaymensprobus.com
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Tuesday, Wine Group 1 and 2 meet at Doug Meredith’s home at 7.15pm on Tuesday, 9th January.
Computers There will be no Meeting in January.
Thursday, 20th Investment Group 1 The January Meeting will be held at John Long's home at 2.30 pm..
Discussion Group The Discussion Group will meet as arranged.
President Barry welcomed 19 Members to the December Meeting.
JANUARY BIRTHDAYS
Darrell Rye 1st. Alan Morgan 20 th
Tom Pearse 1st Jack Beattie 29th
Chris Lambert 7th Lynette Hamilton 31st
Kevin Hayes 10th
Guest Speaker: TANIA from NOVA will inform Members of their rights while receiving Commonwealth Care Aged Care Services even for those receiving the smallest amount of assistance.
Welfare: Ron Wood is continuing to convalesce after suffering another mild stroke.
COMMITTEE An already busy historian, Iain Steverson is preparing to augment the efforts of David Browne and his co-authors by compiling a history of the Warners Bay Club for the past twenty years.
Jim Downey, quite rightly, proudly displayed the Club Website he has assembled. All Members should avail themselves of the opportunity to view the site by opening the address displayed above.
Coming Events
Thursday, 11th Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at10 am at Lena’s, Warners Bay.
Tuesday, 16th An ASIAN AFFAIRS’ DINNER commencing at 6 pm at a cost of $25.
Following the February Meeting Members are invited to enjoy lunch with John Gippell at the Warners Bay Hotel
IN HOUSE SPEAKER
Club Treasurer of many years Tom Palmer was born in Cooks Hill before his family moved to Carrington; completing his Primary Schooling at Tighes Hill from which he represented the NSW Schoolboys’ Rugby League Team. After studying at Junior Boys High he was employed as an accountant at Newcastle businesses.
Tom played both cricket and rugby union with Merewether Carlton. As with so many men within his age bracket he spent the mandatory three months in National Service at Holesworthy (armoured division). On completion he was employed by Newcastle Companies before relocating to Sydney, living at Cronulla.
Western Australia beckoned so Tom and wife Shirley moved to Perth for two years before the family, now including two daughters, moved back to Newcastle where he established his own Accounting business before his retirement.
GUEST SPEAKER
Kevin Maley, former policeman, spoke on the subject of: “My Life as an Outback Copper in the Northern Territory” where he spent 30years before retiring as a very high-ranking senior officer. During his long career he had served in every State of Australia except Tasmania. When Bob Askin – former Premier of NSW- was in office Keith spent a period as an undercover policeman, a quite stressful time. One of Kevin’s motivations was to embrace change in policing and to challenge young police to find out why so many young people kept re-offending. In Sydney one 16 year old young man and his mates were committing up to eight break and enters each day so to keep the boys occupied Kevin invited them to play football, becoming their coach and mentor They found a great camaraderie with their team mates and they were motivated to make different social contacts They never re-offended again. Kevin wanted his young police officers to become problem solvers.
One of the major decisions after the 1967 referendum allowing aborigines to vote was to legally allow them full access to alcohol. WHY SO MUCH DOMESTIC VIOLENCE ? Why ? Why ? Why ? How to overcome the negative effects of Aborigines excessively drinking alcohol?---Possibly--- Welfare being directed to needy recipients? Occupational opportunities? Attitudinal change? Even using the deprivation of welfare handouts to ‘encourage’ children to consistently attend school to gain an education? Kevin visited one of the outback areas where his first priority was to personally converse with the tribal elders. He asked them to select suitable aspirants from their community and then arranged for them to be trained at the police academy before returning to work in their communities – this proved to be a very successful and enduring project.
One of the major challenges to amend the overall problems of policing was to gain the cooperation and interaction of State and Territory Commissioners of police. This led to the creation of the Australian Bureau of Intelligence and the Australian Police College for police officers being trained for promotion in senior ranks in leadership skills etc. Then there was the major revival of the AFP (Australian Federal Police) which increased the effectiveness within the new leadership.
Among Kevin’s thoughtful suggestions discussed were the use of Welfare Cards where the needs of families would be directly met, the direction of the huge amounts of Government Assistance money to the needy rather than being absorbed in administrative costs, the appointment of policemen as advisors and mentors at least in feeder schools, when appropriate the judicial system stepping up to the plate and a greater emphasis on community policing. Without comment but the implication was rather evident, Kevin mentioned that since the present NT Government was elected the number of public servants had risen from 3000 to 23000 but the vast majority were office bound!
These stories are very encouraging and are only samples of Kevin’s long and distinguished career. He was a very good speaker and our members bombarded him with many questions which were answered with forthright and certainly meaningful opinions.
Noel Drinkwater
Some of these are really things to ponder about - at least for a minute or two or three!
Why do peanuts float in a regular coke and sink in a diet coke? Go ahead and try it.
I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before he/she is considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it’s only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going? (taxes?)
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you’re ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money into binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can’t he fix a hole in a boat?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
How did the person who made the first clock know what time it was?
February Meetings: General- 6th February Committee- 23rd January
Vol. 40 No.12 Bulletin Tuesday, 5th December, 2023
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Barry Barton 49453107 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107 Mailing address is P.O. Box 88, Warners Bay 2282
CLUB WEBSITE https://www.probussouthpacific.org/microsites/warnersbay
Wine Group 1 and 2 ,Rather than the normal end of year wine night Members, together with their partners, will lunch at the Warners Bay Tavern at midday on Friday, 1st December.. The next regular Meeting will be held at Doug Meredith’s home on Tuesday, 9th January.
Computers The next Meeting will be held on the second Wednesday, 13th December.
Thursday, 17th Investment Group 1 NO Meeting in December.
Discussion Group : Will meet at 10am at WESTS on Tuesday, 12th December.
President Barry welcomed 20 Members to the October Meeting.
DECEMBER BIRTHDAYS
Barry Barton 4th Noel Drinkwater 7th
Neil Hamilton 6th. Norma Gorring 9th
John Long 6th. John Roberts 17th.
Guest Speaker: December: Kevin Macley “Living through Cyclone Tracey”.
Committee The Committee, Members and Friends compliment Don Downie on the recent celebration of his
. 99th birthday. Please refer to the Club’s Website as above for Club information.
**** The next Probus Meeting will be held a week later, 9th January.
Welfare: Welfare Officer Barry has contacted Ian Smart and Kevin Hayes.
Ron Woods is recuperating after suffering a stroke.
Coming Events Coffee Break at Lena’s, Thursday, 7th December.
GUEST SPEAKER
We were not quite sure who our guest speaker was because he was fantastically dressed as a NSW Mounted Policeman and we thought we were in the 18 00‘s. In fact, he was Greg Powell, a teacher for forty four years – mostly at Warners Bay PS-- he is a local legend in our area for his devotion to public education. Greg gave us a history of bushrangers in our area.
WHAT’S A BUSHRANGER ?
They were criminals who committed their crimes against society – they chose to live by their wits in various towns – they had no home to go back to after their stealing – they had to outsmart the police or face death or imprisonment.
Greg started his historical tale about 1830 – with the Jew Boys Gang who started at Rathmines and moved to Caves Beach with a nest of cattle duffers. They were difficult to catch, especially because there was no Swansea Bridge. Then they moved to Scone. Greg spoke of an Aboriginal Massacre and of the white men who were culpable being captured and hanged near Murrurundi.
Then there was the famous Captain Thunderbolt – Fred Ward. He travelled with a lady friend, Mary Ann; they were not married but had several children. He was shot dead by police in 1870 aged 35. In around the 1860’s some of the bushrangers had a six-shot revolver whereas the police only had a single shot firearm.
Bushranger Ben Hall had six guns in his belt. Being a mounted policeman was quite hazardous as they had to live in the bush eg at Barrington –there were deaths, falls from horses were common, not to mention the bitterly cold climate. There were a few female bushrangers eg Elizabeth Hickman who was often caught stealing cattle. She died in 1936 at the age of 45 and is buried in Sandgate Cemetery. Greg gave us a fascinating history of Bushrangers in the Hunter Valley. He has written several books on the subject. There were many questions from our enthusiastic members. Noel Drinkwater
HUMOUR
Submersible makers have gone under. Food blender companies have gone into liquidation.
Dog kennel manufacturers have called in the retrievers. The origami paper makers have folded.
Bra manufacturers have gone bust. The Heinz factory has been canned. They couldn't ketchup with orders.
Tarmac laying companies have reached the end of the road. The bakery has run out of dough.
The clock maker has wound down and the owner has gone cuckoo.
The shoe shop owner has put his foot down, and given his staff the boot.
The laundrette has been taken to the cleaners. Baby suppliers have spat the dummy.
The dentist is looking down in the mouth. The plumbers have gone down the tubes.
Opticians are on the blink. Broadcasting companies have called in the receivers.
As published in Google and written years ago by an unknown American. HOW OLD IS GRANDDAD?
One evening a grandson was talking to his grandfather about current events. The grandson asked his grandfather what he thought about the shootings at schools, the computer age, and just things in general.
Granddad replied, "Well, let me think a minute so that I can give you a considered answer…. I was born before television, penicillin, polio shots, frozen foods, Xerox, contact lenses, Frisbees and the pill. There was no radar, credit cards, laser beams or ballpoint pens. Man had not invented pantyhose, air conditioners, dishwashers, clothes dryers, and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and Man hadn't yet walked on the moon. Couples were married first-and then lived together. Until I was 25, I called every man older than I, "Sir" - and after I turned 25, I still called policemen and every man with a title, "Sir".
We were before gay-rights, computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centres, and group therapy and lived under the mantra of good judgment and common sense. We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions. Living in our country was a real privilege.
We thought fast food was occasionally being able to buy a hamburger or a meal of fish and chips.
Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your friends. Time-sharing meant time the family spent together at the meal table, in the evenings and at weekends-not purchasing condominiums.
We had never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CDs, electric typewriters, yogurt, or blokes (guys, in our now Americanised expressions) wearing earrings.
The term 'making out' referred to how you did in your school exam, the results of which were always accurately reported, often to the severe displeasure of our parents. Primary schools where a curriculum that concentrated on the basics was taught in overcrowded classes, yet teacher control (with the positive support of parents...who would tell his parents he was in strife at school?) was maintained.
Pizza Hut, McDonald's, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 & 10 cent stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents. Ice cream cones, phone calls, rides on a tram, and a Coke were all so cheap. And if you didn't want to splurge, you could spend your dollar on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards and have change. You could buy a new car for $1300 but who could afford one? Too bad, because petrol was the equivalent of 15 cents a gallon.
In my day, "grass" was mowed, "coke" was a cold drink, "pot" was something your mother cooked in, and "rock music" was your grandmother's lullaby. "Aids" were helpers in the headmaster’s office, a "chip" meant a piece of wood, "hardware" was found in a hardware store, and "software" wasn't even a word.
And we were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby. No wonder people call us "old and confused" and say there is a generation gap. Just how old is Grandpa? This man would be about 70 years old today. 70 years ago was 1950.
Footnote Many Probians are 4+generation Australians. What knowledge do we have of our forebears, especially relating to their “home” countries? Were we interested when (say) our Grandparents who would have had at least some of these anecdotes to relate? How many of this present older generation have discussed (or preferably written an account) of how their lives have changed and of their knowledge of the past so that vital aspects of FAMILY HISTORY will not be lost?
to Members and their families.
January Meetings: ****General- Tuesday, 9th January Committee: As communicated.
Vol. 40 No.10 Bulletin Tuesday, 3rd October, 2023
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc
Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Barry Barton 49453107 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107 Web address: www.wbaymensprobus.com
Mailing address is P.O. Box 88, Warners Bay 2282
Wine Group 1 and 2 will meet at Ted Hyham’s home at 7.15pm on Tuesday, 3rd October.
Computers The next Meeting will be held on the second Wednesday, 11th October.
Thursday, 19th Investment Group 1 The October Meeting will be held at Jim Downey’s home.
Discussion Group : Will meet at 10am at WESTS on Tuesday,10th October.
President Barry welcomed 21 Members to the September Meeting.
OCTOBER BIRTHDAYS
Fay Greig 1st. Garry Lyons 17th
Vivien Evans 12th Wendy Poole 22nd.
Auriel Steverson, 13th Shirley Palmer 23rd
Committee Members are covered by insurance at approved Meetings and Excursions.
Menus and seating preferences will be available at the October Meeting for the Christmas Luncheon.
Invitations have been extended to surrounding Clubs for proposed outings.
New Members are urgently needed.
John Osman has been granted Non Active Membership.
Wine Interest Groups may need to be combined.
Welfare: Welfare Officer Barry Pearson has visited Kevin Hayes and Ian Smart.
Coming Events
October, 29th Taree by train for lunch. Depart Fassifern 9.16 m, Broadmeadow 9.30 am via Maitland, Paterson, Gloucester and Wingham, arriving at 12.40 before lunching on the Manning River. Return to Broadmeadow at 5 pm.
Wednesday, November, 29th Christmas Luncheon at the Brown Sugar Restaurant costing $40 commencing at 12 noon.
Guest Speaker
OUR GUEST SPEAKER WAS KATHY LEWIS FROM NOVACARE which is a non-government company that specialises in looking after people at home rather than in Aged Care. Kathy spoke enthusiastically, accompanied with a fount of knowledge. There were many questions from our members during her presentation
Locally based NOVACARE was established thirty three years ago to look after people at home during their senior years They have four day centres at Merewether, Swansea , Morisset and Taylors Beach. Surprisingly, there are ninety seven organisations in the Hunter providing similar services and so it is very important that people approaching this stage in their lives do lots of research before a final choice is made.
HOW TO GET STARTED
If a person is over 65 years ring MYAGE CARE for a thirty minutes interview and you will be given a category. There are significant wait queues to get access to the various packages. Kathy told the story of her mother in her late seventies WHO HAD BEEN REGISTERED and then there was no change in her health until she was diagnosed with cancer, had a fall and she received very quick access to packages because she had been registered. One of our members asked –How does power of attorney be registered with AGEDCARE and Kathy provided the answer that the applicant also had to be present.
COMMONWEALTH HOME SUPPORT PROGRAMME SERVICES are an important resource.Everyone is strongly advised to make an application for an assessment which could take eight to twelve weeks. If offered an assessment TAKE IT. Then SIT ON YOUR CODE until needed-
Do not wait to have a ‘fall ‘ and then start the process. Benefits may include lawn mowing, home cleaning, grab rails, alarms –a co-payment is part of this system – you pay a proportion of the cost.
NEXT – APPLICATION FOR HOME CARE PACKAGES.
When needs are greater seek Commonwealth Home Support –it is income and assets tested.
ACAT is the government department which evaluates these applications. The packages are in four levels according to one’s needs. Negotiating these packages is often quite complex and serious consideration needs to be evaluated where companies like NOVACARE could be of great help.
Kathy had lots of ‘giveaways‘e.g. brochures and pamphlets which contained lots of valuable information.
TAKE HOME MESSAGE…….REGISTER NOW !!!!! Noel Drinkwater
Lunch at the Swansea RSL Jim Cox with Guest Speaker Kathy Lewis
THE ONE PERCENTERS
99% of people born between 1930 and 1946 (worldwide) are now dead. If born in this period, you are one of the rare survivors of this exclusive group. Their age range is between 77 and 93 years old.
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THE 1% ERS:
You are the smallest group of children born since the early 1900s.
You are the last generation, climbing out of the depression, who can remember the winds of war and the impact of a world at war that rattled the structure of our daily lives for years.
You are the last to remember ration books for everything from petrol, to sugar, to shoes.
You saved tin foil and poured fried meat fat into tin cans.
You can remember milk being delivered to your house early in the morning.
Parents and teachers enforced discipline.
The last generation to spend childhood without television; you “imagined” what you heard on the radio.
With no TV, you spent your childhood "playing outside".
The lack of television in your early years meant that you had little real understanding of ‘the world’.
We got a “black-and-white” TV in the late 50s with 3 stations and no remote.
Telephones were one to a house, sometimes shared (party lines), (no cares about privacy).
Computers were called calculators; they were hand-cranked.
Typewriters were driven by pounding fingers, throwing the carriage, and changing the ribbon.
'INTERNET' and 'GOOGLE' were words that did not exist.
Newspapers and magazines were written for adults and the news was broadcast on your radio in the evening (your dad would give you the comic pages when he read the news).
New highways would bring jobs and mobility. Most highways were 2 lanes (no motorways).
You went to town to shop. You walked to school.
The radio network expanded from 3 stations to hundreds.
Your parents were suddenly free from the confines of the depression and the war, and they threw themselves into working hard to make a living for their families.
Only one wage was needed to buy a house and raise a family.
You weren't neglected, but you weren't today's all-consuming family focus.
They were glad you played by yourselves. They were busy discovering the postwar world.
Yours was a world of plenty and opportunity; a world where you were welcomed, enjoyed yourselves.
You felt secure in your future, although the depression and poverty were deeply remembered.
Polio was still a crippler. You came of age in the '50s and '60s. World War 2 was over, and the cold war, terrorism, global warming, and perpetual economic insecurity had yet to haunt life.
You grew up at the best possible time, a time when the world was getting better.
If you have already reached the age of 77, you have outlived 99% of all the other people in the world who were born in this special 16-year period.
November Meetings: General- Tuesday, 7th November Committee Tuesday, 24th October
Vol. 40 No.9 Bulletin Tuesday, 5th September, 2023
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc
Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Barry Barton 49453107 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107
Web address: www.wbaymensprobus.com
Mailing address is P.O. Box 88, Warners Bay 2282
Tuesday, 5tht Wine Groups 1 and 2 will meet at Barry Barton’s home at 7.15pm.
Wednesday, 13th Computers The next Meeting will be held at the WB Social Club.
Thursday, 20tht Investment Group 1 The September Meet will be held at Alan Morgan’s home at 2.30pm
Tuesday, 12th Discussion Group meets at Wests at 10 am.
President Barry welcomed 25 Members to the August Meeting.
SEPTEMBER BIRTHDAYS
Lee Osman 7th. John Cause 24th
Don Young 9th. Iain Steverson 25th
Guest Speakers: September The guest speaker will explain the operation of “Novocare”.
Welfare: Ian Smart has settled into Care.
Committee TO ATTRACT NEW MEMBERS Booths will be set up at the following venues--Mount Hutton – Thursday, 21st September at 9am – 1 pm; Warners Bay – Friday 29th September at 11 am – 1pm . The Club has received 250 brochures and chocolates from PPSL. It is unfortunate that there are no Probus Tee Shirts for sale to wear at these shopping centres to assist with our ventures.
At a Meeting with executives from Valentine Club it was decided to place negotiation on an amalgamation on hold. Attendances at Wine Gatherings is of concern.
Coming Events
SEPTEMBER, 7th Tom’s Morning Tea at Lena’s Café beginning at 10 am.
MONDAY, 11th SEPTEMBER. View the restoration of the 1943 Catalina plane built for the US Navy now in progress. Cost of the tour including a cuppa is $10 (to be paid by September) plus lunch at the Minmi Pub.
OCTOBER, 3rd. John’s Lunch at Warners Bay Hotel immediately following the October Meeting.
WEDNESDAY, 29th NOVEMBER CHRISTMAS LUNCH at the Brown Sugar Restaurant costing $40.
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with a gift from the W.B. Probus Club. My chequer tolled me sew.
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THIS IS MY LIFE –NEW MEMBER CHRIS LAMONT
Our guest speaker at the August Meeting Chris started life as a country boy in Victoria before the family moved to a farm of 22,000 acres in Blackwater, Queensland, 200km west of Rockhampton. He was home schooled on this large property which required a five mile walk to the boundary. Eventually the family moved to Gordon in Sydney but due to a delay in the property settlement Chris and his twin brother for two terms attended The Armidale School (TAS ). They were caned for getting out of bed twice during the night to look at the lights of Armidale City.
Gordon was a large cultural change – as a country boy he said “ good morning “ to his neighbours but received only cold stares in reply. The Lamont house cost nine thousand pounds ($ 18,000 ) but with today’s price it would be worth $3.5 million.
Schooling at Chatswood High was rough and tough in those days but Chris proceeded to university where 30% of the students were foreigners – his first experience with people from a different country. He graduated as an accountant and worked for the large firm known as ‘Arthur Anderson’ before moving to Wellington in western NSW. Then followed a time with the Department of Decentralisation before transferring as the finance manager of 18 hospitals in south eastern NSW.
Chris continued his very rewarding and varied career in Eastern Sydney as finance manager of some large hospitals including St Vincents and the Prince of Wales, next to NSW Ambulance before retiring as NSW Commercial Manager of Knight Frank Real Estate. Phil has three daughters and four grandchildren.
Noel Drinkwater
If you need a good laugh, try reading through these children's science exam answers...
Q: Name the four seasons. A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink. A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed? A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour? (Brilliant, love this!) A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans? A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids? A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs....
Q: What happens to your body as you age? A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty? A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery. (The kid gets an A+ for this answer!)
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? ( e.g., abdomen) A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula? A: A small lie...
Q: What does 'varicose' mean? (I do love this one...) A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarian Section.' A: The Caesarian Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word 'benign' mean?' A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
The Commandments for Seniors……
You don't need anger management. You need people to stop annoying you.
Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs working on.
"On time" is when you get there.
Even duct tape can't fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.
It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free...and three sizes smaller.
Lately, you've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
"One for the road" means visiting the toilet before you leave the house.
Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision.
Happiness is not having to set the alarm clock.
Just once, I want the prompt for username and password to say, “Close enough.”
Becoming an adult is the dumbest thing I’ve ever done.
If I’m talking to myself, don’t worry. I’m self-employed. We’re having a Meeting.
October Meetings: General- Tuesday, 3rd October Committee- Tuesday, 18th September
Vol. 40 No.8 Bulletin Tuesday, 1st August, 2023
The Men's Probus Club of Warners Bay Inc
Meets on the First Tuesday of each Month at the Lions Clubhouse, Warners Bay at 9.30 am.
President: Barry Barton 49453107 Secretary: Noel Drinkwater 0428431169
Welfare: Barry Pearson 0417466263 Activities: Barry Barton 49453107 Web address: www.wbaymensprobus.com
Mailing address is P.O. Box 88, Warners Bay 2282
Wine Group 1 and 2 will meet at Harry Pascoe’s home at 7.15pm on Tuesday, 1st. August.
Computers The next Meeting will be held on the second Wednesday, 9th August.
Thursday, 17th Investment Group 1 The August Meeting will be held at Don Young’s home.
Discussion Group : Will meet at 10am at WESTS on Tuesday, 8th August . Hopefully all will go as planned as the July Meeting was cancelled.
President Barry welcomed 23 Members to the July Meeting.
August Birthdays
Catherine Morgan 1st. Joy Bartlett 23rd.
Ted Hyham 6th Colin Dunnet 23rd
Gai Barton 17th Daphne Smart 23rd.
Dawn Fricker 19th
Guest Speaker: August: Speaker is Chris Lamont on a topic to be revealed during his speech.
Committee Members of the Valentine Executive were met at a recent morning tea.
An addition of at least 7 new Warners Bay Members is required so with the assistance of a brochure produced by Jim Downey a Membership Drive is underway. As an incentive, $25 is available to an existing Member who is able to introduce someone new to the Club.
Welfare: Non Active Member Colin Dunnett was welcomed to the Barramundi excursion.
Coming Events
August, 1st John’s Lunch at the Warners Bay Hotel at 12.15 following the Meeting. Pay at the bar.
August, 3rd Tom’s Morning Tea commencing at10 am at Lena’s, Warners Bay.
August, 16th Meet at noon at the SWANSEA RSL for lunch.
In-House Speaker
Bill Poole briefly recounted his life history from his birth in Milton in 1936, concentrating more on the interesting transfers he and his wife and family have made before his retirement from teaching in 1992. Following short appointments to very small schools at Coolalie and Wee Jasper time was spent in Nowra, Hay for 6 years (where three of his four children were born), holding various executive positions at Stroud (4yrs), Boorowa (5), Glen Innes (2), Caves Beach where the family unanimously decided to remain ‘put’, 4 years organising In Service training for Newcastle and RegionalTeachers, Floraville (4), Edgeworth and finally retiring after 5 years as Principal of a large school at Jewells. Bill is firmly of the opinion that, especially in the light of the present state of the nation, his generation has had the better of what life has had to offer.
Guest Speaker
SIMON HARROP, married to Suzy, is the son in law of our new member Chris Lamont and was a bright and breezy speaker who spoke on the subject of SALES SUCCESS. He had driven from Sydney that day to speak to our club, a gesture much appreciated. He outlined the old technology of pocket pagers in hospitals, early mobile phones from Telstra and mentioned that he had once worked for Optus.
Simon talked of the importance of sales leadership and training and has just gained accreitation to be regarded as an executive coach. Now, in this modern age customers are well educated and savvy because of their interaction with the Internet. However, he contended that the new challenge is AI – Artificial Intelligence- which has tended to create fear and panic throughout the commercial sector.
It is Simon’s contention that some Luddites (similar to those who rioted against the Industrial Revolution in the UK in the mid 18th Century) will ignore the fantastic opportunities of AI and will continue to live UNDER A ROCK.
Simon is 49 years of age and when he gets stuck with computer problems etc he gets advice from his two sons who are presently studying at university – HOW THE WORLD HAS CHANGED !! He told us that we could get acquainted with AI by using free introductory software and that AI is not new – it started in the 70’s but now is accelerating at a phenomenal pace.
After a stimulating and informative speech Simon left us with the prediction that automation will never replace human sales personnel as Corporate executives receive 150 emails per day and an email sales pitch will not work as is demonstrated by the fact that research has proven personal body language is 55 % of sales’ success and therefore the most important attribute of those involved in selling.
Simon left us with the challenge – Are we going to seek comfort under our rock OR are we going to accept the obvious and try to understand ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE and to benefit from its advantages.
Noel Drinkwater
LUNCHEON WITH VALENTINE PROBUS CLUB AT JEWELLS TAVERN
Following continuing liaison, on Monday, 10th July four Members and their partners from the Warners Bay Probus Club enjoyed a luncheon with 16 representatives from the Valentine Club. We were warmly welcomed by President John McGrath and their Members and were seated at separate tables so that we could intermingle. It was great to listen to others’ life stories and to appreciate the activities of the Valentine Club whilst sharing a hearty meal. Noel Drinkwater
Personal Travels
As you know people like to travel, and here are some places I'm sure the majority have visited .... if perhaps only briefly ....
We have been in many places, but have never privately been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.
We’ve also never been able to be in Cognito. I hear no one recognises you there.
You may have been close to being in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. Too many have made several trips, thanks to friends, family and work. Others may live close so be assured it's a short drive.
Cricket enthusiasts will know of the incomparable deeds of Don Bradman, Australia’s premier batsman (in this enlightened age do not dare use that term).Oops! that should read ‘ batter’ (not the culinary kind).
Good times are in abundance until a drought hits.
Some of us would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and we older folks are not too keen on physical activity anymore.
Have you been in Doubt? That is a sad place to go so try not to visit there too often.
Strive to be in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.
Sometimes many are in Capable, and go there more often as they get older.
One favourite place to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenaline flowing and pumps up the old heart! We oldies need all the stimuli we can get!
Sometimes people think they are in Vincible but life shows them they are not.
People keep telling me I'm in Denial but I'm positive I've never been there!
To those who feel in dispensable wait until someone else takes over to prove otherwise.
September Meetings: General- Tuesday, 5th September Committee Tuesday, 22rd August
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